Jersey holiday or hell

Are you planning to go to jersey to spend your holidays. I presume either you are new in England or old enough to waste your time and money-when nothing else to do in life.

I was very excited to see this island, i thought it would be as amazing as Isle of wight. But it happened to be a hell or not that exciting.

Condor Ferries

Jerky cart or a tractor without shock absorber. I was again excited when I saw it first time. Things were allrt untill it started runnying over the sea water. Around 40% people were sick, 10% were vomiting and the remaining were violently nauseated. Probably that was the worst part.

Lady on speaker, welcome to the …. whatever.

• Food on Condor ferry was shit, even dogs eat better food in england.
• Chairs or seats were crap.
• It was 2.5 hours late and and took another 3 hours-in total 7 hours from Poole to Jersey.
• it costs me £500 for 2 kids and 2 adults.

People were nice, including staff, very cooperative.

Alternative: Go by plane.

Somebody said sickness on sea or seaboats is state of mind, i think just like americans or Jatts-if their ‘J’ factor is high they are Jatts, or if somebody is against Muslims he/she is an american. Offcourse not always.

Best things in Jersey-my kidney, faith and humanity

One lady keep asking me in which hotel we are staying. I didn’t tell her, I knew either she want a lift or my kidney as we see in hollywood movies. I thought I did the good thing by not telling the lady where we are staying for four nights in Jersey. End of thee day I am responsible for my family and their kidneys. I thought she is a part of kidney selling group on Island. Was I right? Offcourse…… wait and read more.

Most of the people doesn’t know if Jersey is a part of UK. I thought my TOM TOM will work in Jersey too.

Tom Tom, portable T mobile internet and my mobile ‘3′ both didn’t work as usual. Because Jersey is not a part of UK.

Just runnying around everywhere, crossed 100 small roads in 5 minutes. My wife saw a lady carrying 3-4 big bags just crossing the road. Guess who were she, the same lady who wanted to know which hotel I am staying.

Excuse me, do you remember me? She said no. You look so different now. No wonder. I think everybody will look different if you are stuck somewhere at 2 o’ clock at midnight with your small children with all the modern technolgy but none working.

She said she will take me to the hotel if I drop her 1st to her home. I knew it, but that was the best deal for whole of my family. On the way she made three phone calls,I am here or in around .. I will be in that corner of road etc. I thought she is informing her kidney group, O my God why I am here. I couldn’t imagine life without kidneys or life without my family or life without my own life.

Empty roads, midnight with a stranger in Jersey, who is a part of Uk but still not sharing anything with us apart from Her majesty (Queen) picture on their currency. Multiple roads why no body on the roads. Will they use sterlised scalpal to cut my tummy? Will they have professional doctor to remove my kidneys who will be carrying his/her GMC number that GMC is selling in £500 per year.

Lots of questions in my brain who normally doesn’t work, trying to find out some solution to make a deal with kidney dealers.

That great lady, I forgot to ask her name dropped her 3-4 bags just outside her door steps and made another phone call to let somebody know about those bags. In next two mintues we were outside the hotel. Can’t believe she was not kidney a kidney dealer but a nice human being who helped us at midnight. She sat in my car with 2.5 strangers att midnight to help us. I will never forgot her, bless her.

Message to take home – it will help you to travel to Jersey:

If  you have got no ‘Tom tom’ please don’t travel to Jersey. Alternately you can travel by car if you are travelling with a sensible intelligent wife or partner who can read map very quickly. Thats what I did, but don’t over estimate your partner.

Take anti sickness tablet 3 hours before you sit in condor ferry. Its not the normal antisickness tablet. Its antihistamine that works for travel sickness or sea sickness. One is Promethazine, I think you can buy over the counter. Ask your GP.

Don’t go for too many days, two days are enough. There is nothing much to see.

Don’t expect nice food at sea side. All you will get low class unhealthy burgers. I struggled too much to get sea food in Jersey.

Hotels are very expensive in Jersey. Tenting would be a good idea. Don’t worry its safe. Emergency number is 999. Police will be very happy to help you, because they have nothing else to do.

Its very expensive to live in Jersey, more expensive than our dear England.

Oil-Petrol-Diesel-very cheap in Jersey. Try to fill your tank before you leave jersey. Price is 93 pence per gallon.

If you want to work in Jersey you will be the lucky one, because the maximum tax is 20%. But you can’t buy property there. To do that you would be living there for atleast 10 years.

In condor ferry you can buy lots of stuff on a cheap price for example Alcohol, perfumes some watches and cigars

Maximum speed for cars is 40 MPH. People doesn’t need MOT there. I mean for their cars.

Yes offcourse you need health insurence there. I am not sure about NHS card, it should work there free of cost. It works in EEU. If we are treating all EEU people free of cost in NHS they should and must treat us free. If they are not-there are some places where it doesn’t work we should learn our lessons and stop doing too much charity.

How do I get a European Health Insurance Card (EHIC)?

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All the best. Enjoy your trip to Jersey and spread the love worldwide.